Toothache Joke

Everyone loves a joke and often at the expense of a sufferer of one kind or another! A toothache joke normally raises a smile, probably because we’ve all been there at some time or another. What about the toothache joke, which actually is more of a funny toothache story than toothache joke, and is quite believable: One morning a helicopter crew from a squadron got an order to pick up a mental patient and deliver him to an aircraft carrier. The passenger boarded the chopper unescorted, but when it landed on the carrier, four Marines charged in, restrained the bewildered passenger and unceremoniously delivered him to the ship's doctor. Then the flight crew received another message: "Replace mental patient with dental patient! - It could happen!!

Or there is the other toothache joke, which you might see in in Christmas cracker: A man has a toothache, so he goes to see his dentist. After examining the tooth, the dentist tells the patient he is going to have to give him an injection for the pain. The patient says, "No way! I don't want an injection." The dentist replies, "OK, I'll give you gas." "Noooo!" shrieks the patient. "I don't want any gas." "Fine," says the dentist, "I'm going to give you some Viagra!" "Viagra?" exclaims the patient. "What for?" To which the dentist knowingly replies, "You're going to need something to hang on to when I pull your tooth!" - Apologies!!